Paris Hilton for President! Totally Hot!!!
Paris Hilton for President some say not but she is totally hot and if she is too young, well for this one we might be bending the rules… But Paris rules!!! Besides she is the only one who can bring all the parties to the table. Once we get all these guys together then turn it up cause she’s totally hot! Check out her new campaign ad and energy policy solution.
See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die
In the arena of Psychic Predictions this one might be a long shot but one thing for certain this gal has a powerful appeal that is sure to endure long after this election is over. Its a safe bet that global warming just got a little warmer… Like totally hot! Hang in there Paris we got your back sweetie! Keep America Beautiful!
August 17th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language. Speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist posture to straighten out the country’s attitude.
NO imports, no exports. We will use the ‘Walmart’ policy: ‘If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it.’
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (Six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn’t put nuttin’ in, you ain’t getting’ nuttin’ out. Neither the president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes –Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you will be banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method: The first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There will be no more life sentences — if you are convicted of a Capitol Offense, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim, gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed - Wheat — The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it’s a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress — right after a prayer to God.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. If I stepped on anyone’s toes remember, a vote for me will get you better than what you have and better than what you’re gonna get.