Posts Tagged ‘crashes and hacks’

Only One Chance to Make a First Impression

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Sometimes we just fall flat on our face or perhaps walk into a door, or metaphorically speaking just walk directly into your own metaphor, as the headlights beam, still frozen, tongue tied to the trackbacks… All of a sudden we find ourself in a Jerry Lewis kind of Nutty Professor routine, for real! First of all never drink and blog! Never, never, never… Ok. Secondly do not try to impress a lovely woman with nimble, efflorescent, and sparkling conversation… It is ok to be dull and keep it short because less chance of putting her to sleep the better. Stay on topic. Do not gush over with compliments. Always use your spell check… Twice! Also a good idea to check your site for broken links… Especially, after crashes and hacks… Don’t trust the backup to restore links and images. A lot of this is just tedium ad nauseam but it must be done. Also, if someone who you really like has a movie, be courteous enough to provide a review with a link of some sorts. Do not be a name dropper. If a friend introduced you to John Russo once on the set of “Santa Claws”, not a good idea include the fact into your conversation like you were in the day of “The Night of the Living Dead!”

This is what can happen to you… Yikes!!!!

GM prepares to draw down curtains on an era of manufacturing dominance – Georgia Anderson – Daily Financial News

Doctor Buzzard · less than 1 minute ago
Hi Georgia, (Thank goodness you really are real) Secondly I would just like to say thank you for the great work (insights and content) on your blog… placed a link on the PNN to help you, in a more personal manner, syndicate and get the word out across the web. Thanks for thinking to wite your thoughts, plus you’re a great read.

Doctor Buzzard · less than 1 minute ago
I would just like to say thank you for the great work (insights and content) on your blog… placed a link on the PNN to help you, in a some measure, to syndicate and get the word out across the web. Thanks for thinking to write your thoughts, plus you’re a great read.

Doctor Buzzard · less than 1 minute ago
I would just like to say thank you for the great work (insights and content) on your blog… placed a link on the PNN to help you, in a some measure, to syndicate and get the word out across the web… Plus you’re a great read.

Doctor Buzzard · less than 1 minute ago
I would just like to say thank you for the great work (insights and content) on your blog… placed a link on the PNN to help you, in a some measure, to syndicate and get the word out across the web. Thanks for thinking a great read.
(All the above should have just been left out blowing smoke does not work… Just stick to the focus of the comment) Should have just said…

“Now what is going on with GM seems an absolute perversity of economic justice… In that the ones who had held the company in their portfolio (the investors) along with those who sold the company’s products and created prosperity (the dealers) are all effectively wiped out, (shaken down, taken to the cleaners) while the ones who created these problems in the first place (Read The political interest in the DC K Street Wall Street connector) are left with controlling interest in 80% of the company while the American taxpayer foots the bill. It is simply insane. If anyone is simple enough to believe this is going to be a quick and painless bankruptcy I’ve got this bridge in Brooklyn, oops wait, hold on just one darn second… Make that I had this bridge (looks like those lousy rats just sold it… Again! :-)

Just kept trying to fix it and speaking of first impressions… I’m sure this is going to leave one… Certainly not the one anyone might care to remember fondly… Sorry Ms. Anderson. A bit obsessive compulsive ya think! At times it helps to maintain a sense of humor… Along with a pair of those rainbow colored Adidas circus shoes:-)